Tuesday, September 16, 2008

None of That Sissy Crap!

I got this funny little email today that I thought I'd share with y'all!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little Smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like
peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.

5 Faves for today:
  1. My blogging buddies!

  2. Comments. (I need them to feel loved!)

  3. My very bestest best friend (who reads every post and helps me come up with music for them) Jason

  4. My playlist- who supports my need to change songs every time I post :)

  5. Google, whom I turn to EVERY time I need help with something blog related. Like song suggestions, pictures, anything! Love ya Google!

Songs for today:

I will Remember You: Sarah McLachlen ...She's one of my faves!
My Best Friend: Queen... Doesn't it seem like Queen comes through for me a lot when it comes to songs for my posts. You gotta love them!
With a Little Help From My Friends: The Beatles


Nene said...

Here is a comment - you are loved! That is the funniest poem ever, I must pass it on to my BF! :)

Amanda said...

Love it...now THAT sounds more like true friendship!

Cindy said...

I have noticed that you always have a song for each post. That is a true talent!

I can't even figure out how to put music on my blog and don't even own an MP3 player. I guess I have some catching up to do in the music dept.