While at the doctor's office last night:
Doctor #1 was helping with Loo's problem
Doctor #2 came in and said he needed to speak to the other doc (doc #1). But before Doc #2 left the room, he asked me "and another girl?" I say, yes, this ones a girl too and grab Smash. He says "no, I mean another one on the way? Another girl?" I say no. But I want to scream I'M JUST FAT YOU MORON!
Now, what to do? I don't know, I guess I'll grab a coke, sit on the couch and sing
Poor Poor Pitiful Me by Linda Ronstat