One of my favorite Earl quotes:
This comes from my all -time favorite My Name is Earl episode called "Teacher Earl". Earl and Randy have made fun of people with accents their whole lives, and in one instance at a restraunt this happens:
Waitress with accent: You want I take your plate?
Earl: I vant to suck your blood!
This Jason as Earl Hickey last year's Halloween. His eyes are closed on purpose as "Earl" has NEVER had his picture taken when his eyes are actually open.