Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Joke of the day!

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won'tstop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.

"She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I amand have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hearjust about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or askthat I would find offensive.

""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.

"She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have tobe single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasywith a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on theroad, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married andI'm Methodist.

"The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween