Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
Loo wanted to help cook dinner the other day. I'm no dummy. I don't EVER turn down help in the kitchen.
Anyway, she asked if she could do the onion.
My response: Are you sure? ('cause I don't love cutting them and I want the kids to keep coming back asking if they can help)
Her reply: Yep!
Then I go about my thing and turn around and she's gone! Just like that. Gone. Oh well. I think to myself. I knew it was too good to be true.
A couple minutes later, Loo reappears. Wearing these:
Song: How about a little Funky Town today.