While at the doctor's office last night:
Doctor #1 was helping with Loo's problem
Doctor #2 came in and said he needed to speak to the other doc (doc #1). But before Doc #2 left the room, he asked me "and another girl?" I say, yes, this ones a girl too and grab Smash. He says "no, I mean another one on the way? Another girl?" I say no. But I want to scream I'M JUST FAT YOU MORON!
Now, what to do? I don't know, I guess I'll grab a coke, sit on the couch and sing
Poor Poor Pitiful Me by Linda Ronstat
Ah, stupid doctor. Talk about adding insult to injury!
ReplyDeleteI say play rockband! It always makes me feel better! I feel your pain that sucks you'd think he'd know better.
ReplyDeleteHoney, a night like that calls for a Coke, chocolate, and a little retail therapy!! You deserve it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should start a club. We could make t-shirts that say, "I'm not pregnant, just fat!" I have had one too many people ask me the same question recently...
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful night. I hope he felt really dumb for asking you that. You really would think a doctor would know better. If it makes you feel any better, several people have asked me in the last year when I was expecting including my kids who have said "mom, it looks like you have a baby in your tummy!". Thanks, kids, really.
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